What the fuck are you doing here?
I'm supposed to talk to you, have a conversation with you.
And who the fuck is dumb enough to ask you to do that?
It's a writing exercise. Frankly, I'm afraid to talk to you, but here we are.
So what the fuck do you want?
You've lived inside my head for so many years. Don't you get tired of putting me down, nagging me and telling me I'm not good enough?
Care to elaborate?
There is nothing much to say. You're my bitch.
I see. Aren't you concerned how I would feel? My mental state? You caused me so much anxiety and pain!
Oh boo hoo, now you're gonna cry and be overdramatic and post your pitiful angsts on Facebook like you always do? You're pathetic.
I'm not! Stop saying that?
Why? Because deep down, you know it's true?
It's not! You're just being mean and really negative.
I don't think you're smart enough to figure out you need me.
And why would I need you?
Bitch, without me, you wouldn't have gotten this far in life without second-guessing your shit.
That's not true. I've survived in spite of you!
I don't care what you believe! You're never going to get rid of me no matter how many dumb shrinks you see to silence me. Hell, I'm the one telling you that you're wasting your money on utterly useless therapy when all you needed was listen to me.
Well, you're not exactly the wise guru that I would hope.
No one gives a shit on what you hope. Now fuck off and leave me alone!